#COOKING Didn’t go full Bonzai, only covered chicken breast in apple/watermelon glaze for baking at 375.
#COOKING Didn't go full Bonzai, only covered chicken breast in apple/watermelon glaze for baking at 375.
5 Ways To Handle A Card Skimmer in The Wild (Should You Find One)
UPDATE: Since writing this piece, I've learned my AMEX card, which wasn't used in the skimmer, was cloned and used to buy $300 of maternity clothing in Philly the next day. No good deed goes unpunished!
UPDATE2: Revised the incorrect absolutism "none of those" with "few of those" below.
It was Sunday night, on my way to a show, when I stopped at my neighborhood bank to get some money. You know the routine: take out wallet, remove ATM card, swipe it through the card-reader on the door, then enter the vestibule. Except this time, something caught my attention as I slid my card into the reader: it seemed too large and freshly painted. My Spider-sense told me, "this isn't right." I pulled my card out, the device split apart and fell to the ground. I'd found my first 'skimmer'.
'Skimming' is a form of identity theft in which the information encoded in the magnetic stripe of a bank card is surreptitiously captured for re-use by others. Skimmers are the phony card readers used to do this, and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Skimming is illegal, the people who do it are crooks, and law enforcement have been hard at work capturing them in the Seattle area. Years ago a very polite but firm agent from my bank called to inquire if I had meant to purchase 3 Sony televisions in Lahore, Pakistan the previous day. "Where is your credit card now, sir?" he asked. "I'm sitting on it..." I replied. Turns out I'd been skimmed at a restaurant the night before. Card cancelled, new card issued.
This time, the skimmer was paired with a phony convex security mirror concealing a small video camera. The mirror and camera were adhered with glue to the top of the frame around the ATM machine. The skimmer captures your card information, the hidden camera records you entering your PIN number. Put the two together and in a few hours thieves could collect dozens of usable details to clone onto cards or sell. Using a similar technique thieves stole $400,00 in just two months from Eastside banks.
When I inspected this device it was clear it had been stuck to the authentic card reader with tape (the gray squares in the photo). It had a green light on, a battery, and the card-reading components. I don't know enough to tell whether it was storing card data locally or transmitting it in real-time via Bluetooth. I assumed it held card details belonging to me and my neighbors and shouldn't be left sitting on the ground to be collected. Skimming and other forms of 'electronic crime' have grown so prevalent the Secret Service operates an Electronic Crimes Task Force spanning 25 cities across the US. The Seattle office of this task force might even be in my neighborhood. So my first priority was to secure the skimmer with law enforcement or the bank. It was harder than I expected to do so:
- I called 911 and was told "If you can't hang around until an officer arrives, that's ok." And leave the skimmer? No way.
- I called the Chase Bank Customer Service number posted on the bank door, but couldn't bypass the automated system without an account number
- I entered bogus account numbers into Chase's automated telephone system just to get a live person on the phone
- I asked the CHASE representative if they could respond locally after hours, but all he could do was record the call and pass it along
- I waited 30-minutes for Police, then picked up both parts using my shirt-sleeve and took them home
- I called the Seattle branch of the Secret Service's Electronic Crimes Task Force, but the number was disconnected
- I emailed the Seattle branch of the Secret Service's Electronic Crimes Task Force, but my email bounced back as undeliverable
- I called the Secret Service in Seattle directly and asked for the local special agent on the ECTF (he appears in the press a lot on this very issue)
- After getting routed to another agent instead, I left a voice-mail message, but got no reply
- I tweeted a photo of it to @SeattlePD asking that their detective on the ECTF contact me, but got no reply
I finally called 911 again on Monday morning, and asked that an officer come to my house. When he arrived, we walked across the street and met the bank manager. She indicated all she'd do is turn the device over to the officer. But before we could do that, he got another call and ran out. While humorous at the time, I have to appreciate that officers on duty are interrupt-based. Any new emergency could trump whatever they are doing in the moment. He called back later, confirmed he had the device, took my details and that was that.
While there's several good ideas online for how consumers should handle card fraud generally, few of those help in the moment. So if you find a skimmer in the wild, here's my advice. First, physically inspect every device before swiping your card. Check that the reader is secure, and not a glued-on/taped-on decoy. If it is phony, then:
- Look around you - Determine if your surroundings are safe enough for you to stay in the area a bit longer (some thieves might linger nearby)
- Call 911 immediately - ask if there's an Electronic Crime detective or officer they can send over
- Notify the bank - alert them to the device's presence, and make sure they remove it, turn off the ATMs, or otherwise block it's further use
- Tweet it - One neighbor who'd used this ATM the previous hour saw my photo of the skimmer online and cancelled his card right away
- Turn it in ASAP - If law and bank officials can't respond immediately (like on a Sunday night), secure the device yourself (use gloves or put it in a bag) and deliver it to your local precinct. Or call 911 and await their arrival in the comfort of your own home (instead of out at the bank at night).
Obviously, if you don't feel comfortable remaining in the area or taking it home with you, you should still call 911, notify the bank, and report it via social media. Banks themselves could streamline this process. Chase Bank offers an unhelpful 9 different phone numbers to call to report fraud. A phone-number to a live corporate security agent posted on the door would have been more comforting.
Stay sharp, and bank safe!
UN Officers Now Resorting to Nigerian Email Scams
I received the email below from someone I don't know who apparently works a diplomatic pouch screening detail for the UN at Gatwick Airport outside London. Of course, the whole idea of 'diplomatic pouch' transport is that the contents aren't screened. But that's not a plot-hole in this criminal enterprise because the cargo was "a 12months abandoned shipment" this officer took the personal initiative to open. Would you believe it contained money that he was offering to send me?
My reply at bottom:
From: Fred Wesson [mailto:fredwesson11@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:21
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: GreetingsDear Friend,
I am Fred Wesson. Chief Inspection Officer, United Nations Diplomatic Cargo Inspection Facility at Gatwick International Airport London United Kingdom . During my inspection, I discovered a 12months abandoned shipment in our Cargo facility here. Having being abandoned for so long, I decided to scan the shipment to examine its content. The scanned revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 180kg. I believe the consignment was abandoned because the content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or any body. Further investigation I made revealed that the shipment originated from one of the corrupt President of a country. He chose to send the money out of his country this way because the money must have been looted from his country’s treasury.
On my assumption and estimation, the box contains about Four or Five million American money in One Hundred dollar bills neatly packed and sealed in the Metal Trunk Box as revealed by the high resolution scan I conducted. The details of the consignment including name and the official document from United Nation office are still tagged on the Metal Trunk Box. Neither I nor anyone can unilaterally move this luggage from here without having any person who will stand as the recipient. Since the original recipient have a similar name with you, I intend to raise a new shipment document using the particulars on the luggage to redirect the luggage to you as the original recipient.
I want us to execute this deal and share the money, since I have established the source. If you accept to work with me, I will arrange for the Box to be moved out of this Airport to your address. I intend to deploy the services of a secured shipping company to provide the security it requires to your doorstep delivery. We will share the money 60 percent to me and 40 percent to you. I made a lot of search looking for a person that has a similar name to the name tagged on the consignment before I finally got you.
Please provide your Phone number, Full address, Name of the nearest Airport around you and other details I may need for this project because I can get everything concluded within 14 days upon your acceptance and provision of your address for delivery. Below are my email and direct phone contacts. I wait to hear from you.
Fred Wesson
CHIEF INSPECTION OFFICER
United Nations Diplomatic Cargo Inspection Facility
Gatwick International Airport, London United Kingdom.
+44 703 592 6081
No good deed goes un-punished, so here-with is my reply:
Fred,
Thanks for you note. While the offer sounds exciting, I have some reservations.
I imagine to attain the job of “Chief Inspection Officer” of a diplomatic facility run by the UN, you would have to exhibit a pretty high level of integrity, ethics, and following-all-the-rules. Your proposal, however, doesn’t. I suspect that if the box contains the money you believe it does, the appropriate course of action would be to escalate the matter to your superiors and attempt to repatriate the money to the country who’s citizens it likely and rightfully belongs.
Soliciting support for your scheme from strangers via email sounds like one of those Nigerian scams I’ve seen on TV. I imagine that’s not something an officer of a UN facility such as yourself would wish to be mistaken for.
All the best in resolving this matter by-the-book, and please don’t contact me again.
AMD
#RUNNING: My 2011 Race Calendar & Playlist
I've finally assembled my race calendar for 2011 and registered for all races. Spanning four official half-marathons, two 10k's, and one 5k covering 68.1 time-chipped miles. Hopefully this will be my strongest running year yet. I just might break 1:45 for the half. Not to mention all the 10+ mile training runs leading up to the big races.
Special thanks go out to my new running circle who tipped me off to North Olympic Half-Marathon, my close friend Micky who's hosting me a second year in a row for the Eugene Half-Marathon, and to my long-time running buddy Tea-Leaf who registered me for the Seattle Rock 'n' Roll Half-Marathon for my 40th birthday.
And check out the 2011 Running Playlist I put together (at bottom). I use the same playlist all year, chosen for target pace and distance. This year's list has less techno, more classic rock, and includes half-dozen contemporary Led Zeppelin covers, and of course, James Bond theme songs!
| DATE | RACE | DISTANCE |
| Sunday, May 01 | Eugene Half-Marathon | 13.1m |
| Sunday, June 05 | North Olympic Half-Marathon | 13.1m |
| Saturday, June 25 | Seattle Rock 'n' Roll Half-Marathon | 13.1m |
| Sunday, July 03 | Firecracker 5000 (midnight) | 3.3m |
| Wednesday, Aug 24 | Seward Park 10k | 6.2m |
| Sunday, Oct 16 | Harvest 10k | 6.2m |
| Sunday, Nov 27 | Seattle Half-Marathon | 13.1m |
My 2011 Running Playlist:
- Big Daddy Kane/Jurassic 5/Percy P - A Day at the Races
- Black Eyed Peas - One Tribe
- Cee Lo Green - Bright Lights Bigger City
- Cee Lo Green - Fuck You [Explicit]
- The Clash - Rock the Casbah
- David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)
- Depeche Mode – Useless
- Dread Zeppelin - Your Time Is Gonna Come
- Elbow - One Day Like This
- Eminem – Superman
- The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another
- Foreigner - Juke Box Hero
- Goldbug - Whole Lotta Love
- Groove Armada – Madder
- Jack White & Alicia Keys - Another Way To Die
- Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
- Missing Persons - Walking In L.A.
- The Moody Blues - I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock & Roll Band)
- Peter Frampton - Do You Feel Like We Do
- Peter Gabriel – Sledgehammer
- Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar
- Primal Scream - Come Together
- Propellerheads - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
- Queen - We Will Rock You
- Reverend Horton Heat – Marijuana
- Rob D - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Mix)
- Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Stairway To Heaven
- Rush - The Spirit of Radio
- Rush - Working Man
- The Sisters Of Mercy – More
- The Soul Rebels - Let Your Mind Be Free
- The Sounds - Living in America
- The Soup Dragons Feat. Junior Reid - I'm Free
- Supertramp - Take the Long Way Home
- Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil
- The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
- The Who - Join Together
- The Who - Eminence Front
- Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart








